Happy Thanksgiving, everyone... from the daddy who carves the turkey!
When Daddy Carves the Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It's really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
It's really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy show of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
And by the time he's finished,
He's cut the bird to shreds.
As we sit and shake our heads,
And by the time he's finished,
He's cut the bird to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Before he's finally through,
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
He carves his fingers, too!
Before he's finally through,
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
He carves his fingers, too!
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